Andre Noinala
Isn’t it amazing that in a relationship, there are only two things that will happen.

You will Marry

or

You will break up

Parents: Why are you always staying inside?
Me: - goes out-
Parents: Why are you always out?
Me: Should I stay in the middle of the door so that way you won't have to complain no more if I go out or if I stay in...
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Slow it down

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The song that will get you swangin’ in the car.

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Friend: Hey can you give me some advice on girls?

Me: Yeah yeah sure. OK step one, BE YOURSELF.

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Coffee Tables